MrBurns.bat

After finishing Homer.bat I decided to make a useful tool, this time I wanted an easy way to list numerous details of a computer, local area network and internet routing.

Yes the information gathered from this script can be used for evil purposes but it can also be very helpful to discover problems you might not know about.

MrBurns.bat

@echo off
mode con cols=40 lines=26
color 06
title MrBurns
goto mrburns1
:mrburns1
cls
echo             MMRYVMRY WMYt#WM          
echo          X::;:::::;::;R;;=====W       
echo       #+::::::::::::::::i===#i;Y      
echo      #;::::::::::::::::::#V======     
echo    ##:::::::::::::::::::::I======R    
echo    V::::::::::::::::::::::MWW+====Y   
echo    #:::::::::::::::::::;::M====M==X   
echo    t::::::::::::::::::::::======V=W   
echo    ;:::::::::::::::::::::==B=====#    
echo    t::::::::::::::::::::===W:=M==M    
echo    #:::::::::::::::::::X==#:WW:R#     
echo    W;:::::::::::::::::::==V::=:#      
echo     W:::::::::::::#:::::M==W::+#      
echo     M RWt:::=B#;#  ::::::;=t:#        
echo     R   .:;#      #;:::::+:::=        
echo      RRi,:::++  X:::::::::::#         
echo      t:;:::::::::::::::::::;          
echo      X::::::::::::::::::::::          
echo     B:;Vi#:::::::::::::i#i::#         
echo    M:::::I::::::::::::# R;:::W
echo    =::::R:::::::::::R R:::::::#
echo   Y:::W ::::::;:=R M#;:::::::::+
echo   M;:X  X::;B#. . V;I:::::::::::I
echo   #W                 #V:::::::::.
echo                       WXi::::::#
goto mrburns2
:mrburns2
echo ===================================================================================== > mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo System Variables >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	ALLUSERSPROFILE			%ALLUSERSPROFILE% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	APPDATA				%APPDATA% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	CommonProgramFiles		%CommonProgramFiles% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	COMMONPROGRAMFILES(x86)		%COMMONPROGRAMFILES(x86)% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	COMPUTERNAME			%COMPUTERNAME% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	COMSPEC				%COMSPEC% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	HOMEDRIVE			%HOMEDRIVE% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	HOMEPATH			%HOMEPATH% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	LOCALAPPDATA			%LOCALAPPDATA% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	ProgramData			%ProgramData% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	ProgramFiles			%ProgramFiles% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	ProgramFiles(x86)		%ProgramFiles(x86)% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	PROMPT				%PROMPT% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	SYSTEMDRIVE			%SYSTEMDRIVE% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	SYSTEMROOT			%SYSTEMROOT% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	TEMP				%TEMP% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	TMP				%TMP% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	USERDOMAIN			%USERDOMAIN% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	USERNAME			%USERNAME% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	USERPROFILE			%USERPROFILE% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo 	WINDIR				%WINDIR% >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo Processes >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
tasklist >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo Drives >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
net use >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
netstat -a >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
netstat -b >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
netstat -r >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo. >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
net view >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
net statistics server >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
net statistics workstation >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
ipconfig /all >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
nslookup 127.0.0.1 >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
tracert -h 20 -w 10 8.8.8.8 >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ===================================================================================== >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
echo ##################################################################################### >> mrburns_%COMPUTERNAME%.txt
exit

MrBurns

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